The Two-Hour Season Premiere


The date is August 24, 2006. Planet Pluto, a Kuiper Belt Object, has his identity erased by a mysterious conspiracy. His wife and his moons don’t recognize him, the key to his house doesn’t work, and his ATM cards are useless. Astronomers are chasing him, but he doesn’t know why, except that it has something to do with a hidden agenda.

"My name is Planet Pluto, or at least it was. I'm a celestial body. I had it all: a wife, Charon, two kids, a career. They said I’d be a planet forever. They even promised Charon to promote her.

And in one moment it was all taken away, all because of the Evil Astronomical Union and my planetary status.
I have it; They want it; and they will do anything to obliterate it.

But I know what I must do: Clear the entire neighbourhood as proof that my claims are real!

I know they are... They have to be. "


Sharon Stone
Charon Moon

Mel Gibson
Kaplan, The Mad Astronomer


Danny deVito
Pluto, the Dwarf Planet

also starring

Betty Bruce as Nix

Emily Lockedawaynow as Hydra

"No More Plan - the season’s coolest hit"
TV Guide

Any similarities to a tv show called Nowhere Man are purely coincidental.